-- Name: Jose
-- Birthplace: San Juan, P.R.
-- Gender: Male
-- Eye Color: Dog Shit
-- Hair Color: Black :like my soul:
-- Height: I don't know I think 5'7
-- Weight: tub of lard
-- Birthmark: Well, there is one on my tummy
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Spainish+Taino+Black
-- The shoes you wore today: Sandles
-- Your fears: I really don't know
-- Your perfect meal: I DON'T NEED YOUR MEAT! SNACKSSSSSSSSSSS
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Who am I
LAYER THREE:
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Damn the pills didn't work......now where's that razor
-- Your best physical feature: nothing
-- Your bedtime: when I pass out
-- Your most missed memory: That's none of your business
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
-- Single or group dates: not a date person
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas :scratches head:
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: it doesn't matter
-- Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE!!!! OF COURSE
-- Cappuccino or coffee: FEED ME COFFEEEEE
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: sometimes
-- Cuss: the fuck I do
-- Sing: when I'm alone
-- Take a shower: hello shower me likey
-- Have a crush: Damn you...........yes
-- Do you think you've been in love: Yeah and it hurts
-- Liked high school: yes I enjoyed the constant name calling............
-- Want to get married: NO NO NO NO
-- Get motion sickness: no
-- Think you're attractive: what do you think an emo kid would say
-- Think you're a health freak: what kind of question is that
-- Get along with your parent: no............comment
--Like thunderstorms: YAY!!!!!!! lets swimmmm
-- Play an instrument: no but i can pretend
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Yeah
-- Smoked: yeah
-- Done a drug
-- Had Sex: No.
-- Made Out: Nope
-- Gone on a date: Nope (now I'm depressed)
-- Gone to the mall?: Yeah
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No
-- Eaten sushi:no
-- Been on stage: no
-- Been dumped: Nope
-- Made homemade cookies: No
-- Gone skinny dipping: my pool isn't open yet
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: no
-- Told your best friend how much they mean to you: DAMN YOU LIKE MAKE ME FEEL LIKE CRAP!!!!!
LAYER SEVEN:
In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color: it’s the spark that attracts me
-- Best hair color: something no of the norm
-- Short or long hair: well, with girls it doesn’t matter
-- Height: I Like it when they’re shorter than me, but then again it really doesn’t matter
-- Best weight: I either like skinny people or 'robust' people. Again with the opposite ends of the spectrum.
-- Best articles of clothing: anything dark or vintage looking
-- Kissed a member of the oppisite sex: yes, I’m ugly but sheeesh
-- Cheated on someone: Uuuuuhhhh……….:smoke bomb goes off: (running)
-- Been cheated on: I’m used to it :tear:
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: don’t remember
-- Number of piercings: none right now……….but soon
-- Number of tattoos: One. Need moooore!
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: twice
-- Number of scars on my body: A lot
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: :stab Mr. Survey: (walks away, “you got to personal….HAHAHAHAHAH)









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I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
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I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
I would love a lasagna. :3
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I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
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I do not exist.
I faithfully insist.
I think I love you.
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Have pity on the simple minded creature.
(yes that's me you dolt)
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